Let's make laptops from radium. How's that for planned obsolescence?

Come on, guys, get a half-life

Something for the Weekend, Sir?  Its international reputation trashed by Brexit shenanigans, the UK government has been desperately trying to distract its citizens with a promise to extend the ban on single-use plastic products. It all began with disposable carrier bags. But now they're clutching at straws.…

from The Register