Bloated middle age beckons: Windows 1.0 turns 35 today and is dealing with its mid-life crisis, just about

Red trousers and a Porsche or respectable middle age for Windows?

What do Cristina Ronaldo, Bruno Mars and Windows have in common? They're all 35 years old today. It is three and a half decades since Microsoft Windows 1.0 was unleashed upon an unsuspecting world.…

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