All I want for Christmas is cash: Welsh ATMs are unbeatable. Or unbootable. Something like that

Carpark sorrow as Windows failed to cough booty

12BOC  On the seventh day of Christmas, the bork gods sent to me: a boot-hurt ATM, fix the printer, nerds, Scottish parking whi-i-i-i-nge, one dead DB, petty angry user, flightless Windows signage, and a server they said had ceased to be.…

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