Network died, hard, during company Christmas party, leaving lone techie to fix it

Yippee-ki-yay, other sockets!

who, me?  Welcome, gentle reader, to another instalment of Who, Me? in which we cushion your entry to the working week with tales of Reg readers having worse days than you. So kick off your shoes and socks, make fists with your toes, and read on.…

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